New Beginnings

So...as I state in my new website description...I'm changing up the blog a bit. I'll still be blah blah blah-ing my regular everyday bullshit....but I'm also planning to answer any of your questions that you may have. Since I've been doing my Live Chat...I've noticed that a lot of you out there want my advice on things. Love, life, what to wear to the Holiday Party....I'm here to answer it all. Just email me (info@lethallady.com), or reply to a post that I have on the blog. Send me your questions...I'll be sitting around, with a glass of....well....of something waiting for you....

Happy Holiday

Hello All...

Don't forget about me!!! I'm so sorry I've been MISSING IN ACTION! But I'm still here. I'm still alive (hardy har). I'm working to re-format my blog and website....and I'm ready to unveil it at the start of the New Year!

Check back. I'm coming back in full lethal force...

Happy holidays and I'll chat again soon!

Can Paris Can Can?

So lucky for me, I got invited to the special unveiling of Paris Hilton's perfume, Can Can, at Macy's here in Philly. I actually got to meet her before she want on...being that I have a special "in" at the perfume counter at Macy's. I expected here to be snobby...honestly...she doesn't seem like the kind of person that I'd want to actually sit down and talk with. But once I met her, I was really pleasantly surprised. She was witty, cute and really very sweet.

There were so many people outside waiting to see her. Hundreds upon hundreds. There was a nun there?! Who knew?

Regardless...I had a great time, and the perfume isn't half bad! I got only one shot with my camera (I always forget it's in my purse)...but you can see a million others out there on the web. So...whatever.

Computer Trauma

So I spent two hours on the phone with "Ray" from Verizon Internet last night and figured out what was wrong with my laptop. It seems that ebizwebpages (where my Chat Line website is hooked through) doesn't allow me to connect with a MAC....so I dug out my old old old 2001 HP PC Laptop to try to use that. Now I'm having trouble trying to download JAVA patches in order to open up the Live Chat Line on Firefox Browser. I don't know what the hell to do next. I spent all that money on a MAC laptop and it doesn't even work with the chat line.

UGH.

What is there to do but go out and buy a new computer? I thought about getting the Geek Squad out here to fix it, but...what does that do? Delay my getting a new computer for a few weeks...or months? I don't know. It's just frustrating. Everything was going well enough until a few weeks ago, then PfffT, done. No more access.

Why can't they make computers a little easier to understand. And why can't websites be a little more user friendly for both MAC and PC? Really, all I want to do is have access to my Live Chat in my living room! Any suggestions? Help!!!

Computers and The Lone Star State.

My computer really stinks. I'm not sure why...maybe it's too old? All I know is that it takes me forever to log onto my Chatline, and when I'm there, it is touch and go whether or not I can actually go live! Apparently some of you aren't seeing me there...because my site still says "I'm not here." What the hell? It really frustrates me. Because I want to talk to you all out there. Over the past few weeks, I've developed friendships and I'm really enjoying my time online chatting. UGH!!!

Oh well...I have to contact someone over there at ebizwebpages to get this straightened out. I'm missing out more than you are!

So I was in Texas last week and weekend. Austin and then San Antonio. I was meeting some of my friends out there. It was the first time I've ever been to Texas. Yee haw...it was fun. The San Antonio Riverwalk is beautiful. I wish that Philadelphia had something like it. Though it did get a bit boring walking around the same four loops over and over. Either way...I ate a TON of delicious Mexican food (margaritas included). It was ridiculously hot...90 degrees every day, despite the fact that October is supposed to be the best time of year to visit.

One story...
We were driving around (lost as usual), those access roads down there are CONFUSING! And we kept pulling off the highway and turning around, then turning around again...
Anyway...we were sitting on the side of an access road trying to figure out where we were going...when a truck pulls up along side us, and some tall dark Texan gets out and walks towards our rental car. Ok. We're from Philly. When a car pulls up next to you, you lock your doors and roll up your windows, right?? Well, this guy actually said that he saw us looking confused and turning around over and over again, and HELPED US WITH DIRECTIONS!! Can you even believe it? If I wasn't on my way to an event with my girlfriends...I may have just taken that sweet Texan back to my hotel and given him a proper Southern Thank You...

Maybe I'm in the wrong city? What do you all (or should I say "Y'all") think?

Vacation

Sorry I've been away for a few days....but I'm back now! I'm running out the door to get groceries, etc...since I've been away...but I'll post later!

Thanks! I'm back!!!

Breaking the Laws of Fashion

I wore white pants today. Is it a crime? You would have thought that I was breaking the laws of human nature, not making a fashion "faux pas." More than one person mentioned it...and I felt like I was being critically stared at as I walked down the street. (Or maybe I just look that good).

Look. I am cute. And I look good in my white pants. And I don't really know who made up the rules of not wearing white after a certain date...but I also don't really give a crap. Why should I keep a perfectly cute pair of pants in the closet for three quarters of the year? I pay way too much money for my pants to hide them away like were contraband when it's 80 degrees outside!

As I said..I'm not sure who made up these silly rules of style...but I've never really felt the need to subscribe to them. No short skirts after a certain age? We all know I don't follow that one.

Wearing last years trends...yes...I'm guilty on that count as well. I admit I'm going to pull out the leggings again this fall. I don't care if they are in style or not. I like them. They highlight my calves.

And Pigtails on a grown woman...well...I'm a fan...but they're only for when I'm feeling naughty.
;)

Don't Cha Version 2

So...we went back and cut another version of the video. It's a bit shorter and a little more fun. What do you all think? Personally, I love both versions....and I'm truly not sick of the song yet!

Hopefully you aren't either...or sick of me!

Pollen.

In my 63 years of life...I have never felt this awful in the wake of allergy season. I am itching from head to toe...my eyes, my knees, my freaking hands! AAh! I have a constant headache and I've been dizzy for a week. STRAIGHT! I feel like the walking wounded...a leper...
It's ruining my social life as well. Friday and Saturday night were spent sitting at home watching movies and dozing off with a cocktail of Claritin D and Benedryl. Who knows if I can even mix the two?? Oh well, I'm not dead, right?
I don't have all that much to report...since I've been feeling quarantined inside my apartment. It's been so beautiful out too...and I can't even enjoy it. Usually around this time of year I like to take long walks around the city and just enjoy life. Instead, I'm watching tv and enjoying brain rot!

Pop Culture Minute

OK. So I'm going to take a minute to talk about the recent goings-on in pop culture. Because I love it. And because it's all anyone is talking about right now.

Britany...oh Britany. My goodness. I'm all for baring yourself...and feeling beautiful with what you've got...but...need you show us ALLLL you've got? I mean...if you don't want to commit to the gym, or to eating less...then...put on a top that goes all the way down to your waist.
By the way...that little blonde silly girl on The View said something about her not being "fat." I'm sorry. She was fat. Too fat to be badly dancing with a bikini on.

Jennifer Hudson in Sex in the City. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm actually not even sure how I feel about the film being made at all. I hope that they don't ruin a perfectly perfect show. The characters were so real. Of course, I always felt akin to Samantha...the (sort of) aging vixen. She did what she wanted and never said she was sorry. Just like me!

Finally...I saw a video of Mandy Moore singing that song "Umbrella" on You Tube. It was just not right. Firstly...she shouldn't be allowed to be a star anymore. I can't stand her little prissy happy sweet girl face. (But that's besides the point.) Secondly...no one needed to make that song over. No matter how good a singer you are (and she's really not that great)...that song is purely bubble gum catchy pop (hip pop, if you will). There was no need to try to make it serious and soulful.

Ok. Now I'm off to make myself a drink, and watch Extra or read US Weekly. I love it, and I am not afraid to admit it.

Fee Fie Ho-Hum

It is balmy out. Even at this hour of the night. I'm tired, and my eyes are bleary from staring at this computer screen. But I am here. Since only a few of you have decided to chat with me these Tuesday and Thursday nights, I'm beginning to think that no one is out there. Then again...I'm just too cute to ignore...so...you must be watching. Maybe you are just shy???


Anyway...I went to Atlantic City this weekend. The "Last Hoorah" of Summer, I guess. My girlfriends and I donned our Sunday best *yeh right* and went wild. I love my Cosmo's, I have to admit it. Something about that fruity concoction just makes me happy. Perhaps it's all the Vodka!! So I brought along a few bucks to gamble...even though I'm not the biggest fan of throwing my money away and getting nothing in return. (I'd much rather spend it on a hot little outfit, or, you know me by now...right?...a new pair of shoes...) But I spent my portion, and I lost my portion, and I was ready to go. My friends, on the other hand, had a lucky night. One in particular kept piling up the chips. Cha Ching, Cha Ching. Her machine was hot...she was filling her big plastic cups...laughing and cheering all the way. I kept telling her to keep her winnings separate. Don't bet with the overage....and then she gambled it all away. Including more than she started with...until all she had left was her car keys and her free meal coupon. And the meal wasn't even good. But did I mention the Cosmo's were?

Hello Out There...

Where was everyone last night? I was there...a few of my "fans" were there....but where were you? I debuted my chat line..and no one came to play!

I also wanted to say to my one animal loving friend...sorry my computer crashed at the end of our conversation! I enjoyed talking to you...!

Going Live...

Don't forget tonight is the first night I am chatting live on my website, from 7-9 pm.
Just go to any page of my website to talk to me live!!!

Seasons of Summer...

I was sitting around last night thinking about what I am going to do when summer is over. It's so close. And August tends to fly by. I don't want it to end…even though the weather is often unbearably hot, the sticky humid air swallows us whole when we step outside…I don't care. I'll take it. A little sweat never killed anyone. In fact, it can be great lubrication.
All my friends look forward to the winter. They plan their island vacation getaways, their golf outings, and their overseas romps. I choose to stay at home, in my cold and gray city. It doesn’t mean I don't like it….I can't complain really about any place that affords me the luxury of living the way I do. (Sexy, single and sixty-three…) But I do admit that the thought of summer ending does pull my perfect lips down into a perfect pout.
End of summer means no more bikinis. No more leggy shorts. No more skin!
Don't get me wrong…Fall Fashion gives the best sorts of style choices (I read the magazines, I know it's "the time" for fashion)….I know, I can still bare a bit without freezing to death…but, it's definitely an end to certain things…mini-skirts and strappy sandals, outdoor dining, barbecue smells from my neighbors apartment balconies.
No more bedroom windows open and sex to the city sounds. No more beach!
Well, I'm not one to wallow in misery. As you know, I bitch slap those miserable fools. I'm one to get out there and take action during the last few weeks of heat that I have. A few more weekend drives to the New Jersey Shore. A few more mid-afternoon outings for an icy margarita on the sidewalks of Philly. And I can definitely hit the summer sales to buy myself a few more sundresses to sport for the rest of August. You know what…I'm feeling better already.

Live Chat - Coming Soon

So, I've been thinking...Everyone has given me such great feedback on my YouTube video, that I am thinking about adding a Live Chat line to the blog, where I can talk directly to all of my newly acquired adoring fans!

Check back later this week for more details. I am raring up to discuss my life, your life, whatever comes to mind. I'll see you all soon on the "live" side of things!!

Video!! Finally!!

So here's the video...I'm so happy it's finally finished. I loooove how it turned out, and I know you will too! Let me know what you all think!!

Coming Soon!!!

My video is finally FINALLY done!!! I am waiting on the finished cut from my friend, and then I'll be posting it up for all to see!!!

I can't wait to share it...I had so much fun making it and I hope you have as much fun watching!

Unsuitable Topics for Discussion

Maybe I think too much about peeing. I don't know, I do it so often (I'm an avid water drinker), that I am forced to think about it a lot! All I know is as I sit down on the toilet that fifteen or so times a day (maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit), it's what I think about. I know that a lot of people can use that time to think about other things...some people read, browse magazines, whatever. Some people may use that time to ponder their life problems, bills, budgets, divorce, dating...whatever. All I know is that I think about...well...pee. I can tell you what color my urine is depends on what time of day it is. I can tell you that most of the time it smells like rice krispie treats (perhaps it's the vitamins I take?). I can tell you what it sounds like in different toilets that I use in the course of a week. I can tell you that I cannot sneeze (as we have already discussed, a few weeks back), while I am in the midst of a steady stream. I can tell you way too much about my bathroom relief. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. I have actually become such an expert at the bathroom game, that I can sometimes tell who is in the public office bathroom with me just by the sound of their stall behavior. O.K. Now I do shamefully admit that there is something wrong...

I think that people in general think it is taboo to discuss these types of things. But I feel like, everyone does it, or at least, if they are healthy they do...so why can't we talk about it? Is it so embarrassing to someone that something so unclean comes out of something so precious? It's a matter of fact that people like to discuss it more than they want to admit. I have had more conversations about what goes on in the loo than you can imagine. And it comes up in a myriad of social situations...from family gatherings to cubicle discussions in the office. Somehow the conversation of excrement comes to occur. Maybe this is why I am so observant of when I relieve myself...because I'm sure it's going to come up in conversation at one time or another in the near future.

Am I the only one who spends my private lavatory times partially preparing for deliberation later with my friends and family? I don't think that I am...because more often than not...the other participants in my circle of discussion are all too willing to share their own opinions on the "matter." Maybe it's time I stop thinking about it now though...I kind of have to pee.

The City By the Bay

Sorry it's taken so long to post. I have been traveling...to the Fog City. Had a great time, ate a lot of good food. Caught a cold on the 6 hour plane ride.

It was only the second time I've been to San Francisco...but it was a much better trip this time then the last. The food in San Fran is the best! Everywhere I went I got a great meal deserving of a write up in any national "foodie" magazine!

What is most strange about it all is that despite the overwhelming amount of amazing restaurants that San Fran has to offer, the majority of people there are thin. Maybe it's the hills? Walking burns calories...? All I know is that I'd be hard pressed to stay as sexy as I am if I lived there....it's all too much food goodness!

On another note...as soon as I got back to work, (with my head cold, jet lag and all), I was moving some stuff around with one of my co-workers. It's a job we often get stuck doing...rearranging things around the place. We began joking that with all the redecorating and heavy lifting that we do, we should become professional movers. The idea developed into the thought of us opening a business of naked movers. Nude Move. Move your Stuff in the Buff. Birthday Suit Movers. Any ideas?

I don't know. All I know is that it would probably make us a lot of money. I look good naked...great actually, and for what I know, he does too...and who wouldn't want to watch beautiful people transport your furniture while undressed?

Then again...things happen when your naked, that may not be too pleasant on someone else's furniture....hmmm...do i need to rethink this one?

Excretion Impossible?

How come we can't pee and sneeze at the same time?

Is it a physical impossibility? Do our bodies not allow two expulsions of liquid at one time?

I don't understand it. Especially now in the crux of Spring....when my allergies are raging. (Though I'm not complaining about the fact that it's spring.)

I enjoy sneezing. I also enjoy peeing. They are usually both a welcomed release. But I hate having to interrupt one to do the other. Honestly, I don't want to be in the public bathroom at my job any longer than I have to be...and breaking out into a sneeze-fest in the middle of urinating only prolongs that business longer than necessary.

I think that it's the same with blowing your nose and peeing, though I've never tested the theory.

It makes me wonder...what else won't my body allow me to do at the same time?