Monday, March 31, 2008

For Your Protection...

had a pretty relaxing weekend. last night i cooked up some homemade gnocchi for a few friends...drank some wine...had a nice time.

now i'm sitting around, watching re-runs of CSI...reading through my emails and getting ready to answer some, always interesting, questions...

Question:
Explain how to use a female condom, and give opinion on if they are better/worse to use than a male condom?
-anonymous

Answer:
hahaa! female condom? i have to say, i'm not that modern. i've seen one of those things once..and it nearly scared my hoo-hoo into hibernation...it's so...i don't know...big! weird! abnormal! it looks like a jellyfish! i wouldn't know how to use one if it slapped me in the...well...you get the point. i'm sorry that i can't be of further assistance on this one..but...i'm "old fashioned" in that arena. when it comes down to carnal knowledge....the only knowledge i have is of trojan man.

--Lethal Lady

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