Friday, June 01, 2007
Excretion Impossible?
How come we can't pee and sneeze at the same time?
Is it a physical impossibility? Do our bodies not allow two expulsions of liquid at one time?
I don't understand it. Especially now in the crux of Spring....when my allergies are raging. (Though I'm not complaining about the fact that it's spring.)
I enjoy sneezing. I also enjoy peeing. They are usually both a welcomed release. But I hate having to interrupt one to do the other. Honestly, I don't want to be in the public bathroom at my job any longer than I have to be...and breaking out into a sneeze-fest in the middle of urinating only prolongs that business longer than necessary.
I think that it's the same with blowing your nose and peeing, though I've never tested the theory.
It makes me wonder...what else won't my body allow me to do at the same time?
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Maybe it's beacause the way our diaphragm works. Maybe it pushes one way to pee and the opposite to sneeze.
I'm no doctor, I'm assuming.
:)
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