Sorry it's taken so long to post. I have been traveling...to the Fog City. Had a great time, ate a lot of good food. Caught a cold on the 6 hour plane ride.
It was only the second time I've been to San Francisco...but it was a much better trip this time then the last. The food in San Fran is the best! Everywhere I went I got a great meal deserving of a write up in any national "foodie" magazine!
What is most strange about it all is that despite the overwhelming amount of amazing restaurants that San Fran has to offer, the majority of people there are thin. Maybe it's the hills? Walking burns calories...? All I know is that I'd be hard pressed to stay as sexy as I am if I lived there....it's all too much food goodness!
On another note...as soon as I got back to work, (with my head cold, jet lag and all), I was moving some stuff around with one of my co-workers. It's a job we often get stuck doing...rearranging things around the place. We began joking that with all the redecorating and heavy lifting that we do, we should become professional movers. The idea developed into the thought of us opening a business of naked movers. Nude Move. Move your Stuff in the Buff. Birthday Suit Movers. Any ideas?
I don't know. All I know is that it would probably make us a lot of money. I look good naked...great actually, and for what I know, he does too...and who wouldn't want to watch beautiful people transport your furniture while undressed?
Then again...things happen when your naked, that may not be too pleasant on someone else's furniture....hmmm...do i need to rethink this one?
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Friday, June 01, 2007
Excretion Impossible?
How come we can't pee and sneeze at the same time?
Is it a physical impossibility? Do our bodies not allow two expulsions of liquid at one time?
I don't understand it. Especially now in the crux of Spring....when my allergies are raging. (Though I'm not complaining about the fact that it's spring.)
I enjoy sneezing. I also enjoy peeing. They are usually both a welcomed release. But I hate having to interrupt one to do the other. Honestly, I don't want to be in the public bathroom at my job any longer than I have to be...and breaking out into a sneeze-fest in the middle of urinating only prolongs that business longer than necessary.
I think that it's the same with blowing your nose and peeing, though I've never tested the theory.
It makes me wonder...what else won't my body allow me to do at the same time?
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